Original Post by Alzy on Jan 2, 2010 at 4:53am
A male dragon, single with no mate or children or any siblings came home to his cave one day… to find a mysterious female dragon… she was about 2-3 years younger than him… this is their story…
shes says to him “who the hell are you??”
he replies: ” i was about to ask you the same question, this is my cave after all!”
she replies: “no it isn’t its my cave!!! i marked it before you were born!!! this is mine so get out!!”
he replies: ” your younger than me!!! this was my parents’ cave they left it to me after they died!!”
she replies: “why are you making so much noise in my damned cave!! leave so i can get some sleep!!”
he replies: “ill let you sleep here only if you let me fuck you!!”
next thing you know… they are mates… and have 5 kids…
Post by Alzy on Sep 17, 2010 at 11:23pm
years later…
male dragon: well that got out of hand fast…
female dragon: what do you mean?
male dragon: well geeze you show up in my cave, and jokingly i said id let you stay if you let me fuck you, but now we got kids and everything else…
female dragon: it’s my cave damnit!! i let you fuck me plenty of times i own it, its paid in full!
male dragon: paid ?? paid in fucking?
female dragon: damn right.
male dragon: well whatever i guess we share it now…
meanwhile, when the male goes out hunting, he meets a wounded elf, he doesn’t think much of it, but on his way back, he decides to check on the elf
Strange wounded male elf: oh, thank you for helping me noble dragon, for that, i will grant you one wish. anything you could possibly want… anything at all.
male dragon: i don’t see what i did for helping you… and i don’t see how you can grant me any wishes while your half dead…
elf: ill give you this… the elf gives the dragon a jade ring, and then the elf disappears completely, not thinking it of any importance the male returns home
female dragon: you were gone for to long its my cave now, get lost!
male: what the hell is your problem???
female: ohh that’s a nice ring, and you brought lunch, ill let you stay in my cave a little longer…
days pass
male: what did you ever do with that ring?
female: what ring?
male: the one that elf gave me…
female: i don’t know what your talking about.
male: you lost it?
Post by Alzy on Jan 10, 2012 at 2:59am
Years have passed since the passing/death of the male and female dragon… this is the story of 2 of their children who have not yet left home… A brother and Sister…
Sister: Brother! look what i found… holds up the jade ring i found it amongst mothers old things…
Brother: i think i remember father telling me the story about that… some dying elf gave it to him…
Sister: i wonder if its true it will grant any wish… hmm…
a random male dragon walks in
random dragon: NOOO!! do not use that ring or else it will cause great evil!!
Brother: takes the ring what the hell did you do sis? wish for a mate?
the random male dragon turns female
Random dragon: I told you to stop!! give me that ring now! before you know whats good for you!
Sister: ewww brothers horny… takes the ring back
random dragon turns into a female elf
brother: … you have strange taste in mates sis…
random elf girl: You idiots…
sister: i didn’t want that…
brother: sure you didn’t… rolls his eyes
sister: i didn’t!!! hey wait shes trying to say something… come on little elf… speak speak!!
random elf girl: yes… i am Saralisia, and im here to get that ring back from you… it’s cursed and will bring great disaster if you try to use it.
brother: is that so…
sister: what if you just want to steal it!
Saralisia: no i’m not… isn’t that right Scroul?
suddenly the ring speaks in a male’s voice
Scroul: aww you had to spoil the fun… your the most boring niece ever…
Saralisia: come now uncle, don’t you think its time you leave this family alone?
Scroul: fine… the ring turns into a shapeshifter beast form
brother: … what the hell are you!!
sister: he’s cute…
Scroul: well lets go home then…
saralisia: yes… sorry i stole your parents heirloom on you… but my uncle here was playing a joke on you… here gives them a magic staff you can have this instead…
Scroul: thats not wise it belongs to someone!!
a thunder storm suddenly grows outside
saralisia: fine mother… ill keep the staff…
brother: crazy people things are you… shapeshifters and demons!! leave!! i don’t want your staff!!
sister: that’s mommy’s ring… but it turned out to be a cute guy… now i know why mommy “lost” him… i don’t think she wanted daddy knowing…
scroul and saralisia leave, taking the staff with them, and the storm passes by suddenly
brother: weird people!!
sister: yawn i’m bored now…
brother: …
Will Alzy ever continue this story? The Mystery Continues…
— Snow